Friday, December 13, 2013

The Shattered Podcast, Ep. 24: Roger Ebert's Bones

Where did they go?

Bones don't just disappear.

With us today are: Pedro, Elliot, Kelso, Everett, and Ben Spike for a little bit.

Fear!

Friday, November 29, 2013

The Shattered Podcast Ep. 23: Ben Stiller

He's always watching.

Like Santa Claus.

With us today are: Elliot, Ben, Kelso, Everett, Pedro, and Vid Cirman.

Fuck Off!

Friday, November 22, 2013

The Shattered Podcast, Ep. 22: Paula Deen's Racist Steakhouse

Do you like steak?

Do you like slaves?

Do you like slavs?

We have all three.

With us today are: Ben, Elliot, Pedro, Kelso, Everett, and Vid Cirman.

 Intro music is: You Think I Ain't Worth a Dollar, But I Feel Like a Millionaire, by Queens of the Stone Age. 

Fuck Knuckles!

Friday, November 15, 2013

The Shattered Podcast, Ep. 21: Crackin' Skulls

I'm the princess of Fucker County.

Wat do?

With us today are Elliot, Pedro, Kelso and Everett.

Listen Here!

Thursday, November 7, 2013

The Shattered Podcast, Ep. 20: Caterpillar

OH NO, NOT THE BABY

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

With us today are: Elliot, Kelso, Everett, and Vid Cirman.

The music is a song that you've heard.

Listen Here!

Thursday, October 31, 2013

The Shattered Podcast, Ep. 19: Haunted Spooktacular

OH NO A GHOST.

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SPOOKY.

With us today are: Everett, Ben, Kelso and Elliot.

Listen Here!

Friday, October 25, 2013

The Shattered Podcast, Ep. 18: GREAZYDIX

HOT OFF THE PRESSES.

SLIDIN' 'EM UP AND DOWN.

MILK ME, LOVER BOY.

With us today are: Pedro, Elliot, Kelso, and Everett.

Listen Here!

Wednesday, October 9, 2013

The Shattered Podcast, Ep. 17: The Imposter Holmes

DID YOU SEE HIM.

ALL HAIL CONSTANTINA.

GET FREAKY.

With us today are: Ben, Elliot, Kelso Everett, and Pedro.

Listen Here!

Tuesday, October 1, 2013

The Shattered Podcast, Ep. 16: 9-11 Is Like My Second Birthday

 So offensive.

So sugoi.

With us today are ass cream and the blamboozle. Ben Spike's dead. This isn't your grandma's podcast.

You know the fucking intro song.

Listen Here!

Tuesday, September 24, 2013

The Shattered Podcast, Ep. 15 The Wrath of Semloh

WORSHIP SEMLOH.

YOU WILL BECOME HIS LOVE.

With us today are: Kelso, Ben, Elliot, Pedro, and Everett.

Intro music is: You Think I Ain't Worth a Dollar, But I Feel Like a Millionaire, by Queens of the Stone Age. 

End My Suffering!

Tuesday, September 17, 2013

The Shattered Podcast, Ep. 14: Wang to the Future

Marty! I need a condom, Marty!

With us today are: Kelso, Ben, Pedro, Elliot, and Everett

Intro music is: You Think I Ain't Worth a Dollar, But I Feel Like a Millionaire, by Queens of the Stone Age. 

Listen Here!

Monday, September 9, 2013

The Shattered Podcast, Ep. 13: XIII-2


WE'RE BACK, NACHO-HEADS.

With us today are: Ben, Pedro, Kelso, Elliot, and Everett.

 Intro music is: You Think I Ain't Worth a Dollar, But I Feel Like a Millionaire, by Queens of the Stone Age.

Listen Here!

Monday, August 19, 2013

The Shattered Podcast, Ep. 12: Michael J. Fox

That guy is seriously a dick.

With us today are: Ben, Kelso, Elliot, and Everett.

Intro music is: You Think I Ain't Worth a Dollar, But I Feel Like a Millionaire, by Queens of the Stone Age. 


Listen Here!

Wednesday, July 31, 2013

The Shattered Podcast, Ep. 10: Where the Fuck is Ben Spike?

Where did he go.

I miss him.

Oh. there he is.

Hello.

With us today are: Ben, Elliot, Kelso, Pedro, and Everett.

Intro music is: You Think I Ain't Worth a Dollar, But I Feel Like a Millionaire, by Queens of the Stone Age. 


Listen Here!

Monday, July 22, 2013

The Shattered Podcast, Ep. 9: Meat Brothers

Get ready.

Are you ready?

Try it the fuck again.

Are you ready now?

With us today are: Ben, Elliot, Jay, Pedro, Kelso, and Everett.

Intro music is: You Think I Ain't Worth a Dollar, But I Feel Like a Millionaire, by Queens of the Stone Age. 

Listen Here!

Tuesday, July 16, 2013

The Shattered Podcast, Ep. 8: John Daker

WHEN THE MOON

HITS YOUR EYE

LIKE A BIG

PIZZA PIE

With us today are: Ben, Elliot, Kelso, Pedro, and Everett.

Intro music is: You Think I Ain't Worth a Dollar, But I Feel Like a Millionaire, by Queens of the Stone Age. 

Outro music is: That's Amore, by John Daker. 

Listen Here!

Monday, July 8, 2013

The Shattered Podcast, Ep. 7: A Song for Ben Spike

We enjoy singing.

You must sing for Ben Spike.

Do it, he's dying.

Sing for him.

With us today are: Ben, Elliot, Pedro, Kelso, and Everett.

Intro music is: You Think I Ain't Worth a Dollar, But I Feel Like a Millionaire, by Queens of the Stone Age. 

Listen Here!
 

Tuesday, July 2, 2013

The Shattered Podcast, Ep: 6: Wyoming

Welcome to your dreams.

A fanciful nightmare.

Wyoming is not real.

You cannot deny.

With us today are: Elliot, Pedro, Kelso, Ben, and Everett

Intro music is: You Think I Ain't Worth a Dollar, But I Feel Like a Millionaire, by Queens of the Stone Age.

Listen Here!

Tuesday, June 25, 2013

The Shattered Podcast, Ep. 5: You Can't Say the Name of the Episode

I went shopping.

It was dull.

Okay.

With us today are: Ben, Kelso, Elliot, Pedro, and Everett

Intro music is: You Think I Ain't Worth a Dollar, But I Feel Like a Millionaire, by Queens of the Stone Age. 

Listen Here!